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Wife at a Singles Bar
"I met my wife at a singles' bar." "Really?" "I thought she was home with the kids."
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Knock Knock - Ferrer
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ferrer!
Ferrer who?
Ferrer'vrything there is a season!
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