Skeleton Soup

Q: What sort of soup do skeletons like?
A: One with plenty of body in it!

Unlucky Three

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Witch?
A: A turkey sand-witch.

Stupid People

• Not the brightest crayon in the box
• Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
• Not the funniest clown in the circus
• Not the fastest horse in the race
• Not the sharpest tool in the shed
• Not the brightest star in the sky
• Not the most likely Vice Presidential candidate