Word Play Jokes

Rain Day Play

Two kangaroos were talking to each other, and one said, "Gee, I hope it doesn't rain today, I hate it when the children play inside."

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Khoisan Love

I met my girlfriend at a Khoisan language class.
We just clicked.

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Mozart

Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
A: Decomposing.

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