Word Play Jokes

Veggie Love

I enjoy having sex with vegetables.
Been kicked out of three hospitals so far.

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Snail Owned Car

A snail owned a car and was painting a big letter 'S' on it. His friend the turtle saw him and asked why and the snail replied, "When people see me drive by they can, 'Say look at the S-car-go".

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Rubik's Cube & Penis

Q: What does a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
A: The longer you play with it the harder it gets.

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