Word Play Jokes

Duck's Form of Payment

There was a duck that went to a local store to buy chapstick, the clerk asked if he would pay cash and the duck said, no, just put it on my bill.

Anonymous

Marsupial Moms

Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate it when it rains?
A: Because the kids have to play inside.

Anonymous

What Is A Vampire

Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?
Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.

Anonymous
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