Word Play Jokes

Beethoven's Chicken

Q: Why did Beethoven kill his chicken?
A: It kept saying ''Bach, Bach, Bach...''

Anonymous

Jock Booty Call - Tossing

If you're tossing, I'm going long. High five!

Anonymous

Cow, Cat and Rabbit

A farmer walks out on his field and sees something outrageous: a cow with a halo over her head, a cat on the cow's back, and a rabbit on the cat's back. "HOLY COW!" he exclaims, "I've never seen a hare on that pussy!"

Anonymous
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