Word Play Jokes

Teacher 911

Q: Why did the kindergarten teacher call the Police?
A: Because a 5 year old was resisting a rest.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Bazooka

Yo mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.

Anonymous

Blue Note

Was going to tell a joke about a smurf that's into autoerotic asphyxiation
But it's too blue.

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