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Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? She blew them both...
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Elevator Operator Booty Call
Personally, I prefer going down.
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Melting in Hell
P. Diddy, Britney Spears, and Eminem all die and go to hell. The devil took Britney in his hands and she melted into a puddle. Then he took P. Diddy in his hands and he melted into a puddle. Then he took Eminem into his hands, but he didn't melt. The devil said, "why didn't you melt like the other two?" He said, "Because Eminem melts in your mouth, not your hands."
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