Word Play Jokes

Mix Beans and Onions

Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.

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Car Accident Diagnosis

There was a man who got into a car accident. He was soon rushed to the hospital. The left side of his body was completely paralyzed. The doctor said, "He was going to be all right."

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Bees Favorite Film

Q: What is the bees favorite film?
A: The Sting!

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