Village Idiot

You are depriving a village, somewhere, of an idiot.

Uni Color

Q: Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change color?
A: He had a reptile dysfunction.

Dropped Your Wallet

Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, "That's the first time I've ever seen carp-to-carp walleting."