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Croak
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog!
Doc: So what's wrong with that?
Patient: I think I'm going to croak!
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Kindergartner
Q: Who is 5 years old and grows crops?
A: A kinderGARDENER
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Written By: RussellHorning
How Many
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!" The doctor says I should be able to see again in about ten days. The broken arm will take about a month.
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