Interview With Hillary

I had the opportunity to do a personal interview with Hillary Clinton the other day and we came to the subject of her sex life. I asked, "Hillary, is your sex life with Bill anything like what he had with Monica?" She answered, "Well, close but no cigar."

Nude Painting

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, so they open the door. "Nice butt, sister," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

Million Letters

Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A: A Post Office!