Word Play Jokes - American Football Jokes

Centipede Football

Q: Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
A: He took too long to put his shoes on!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Soccer / Football Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Turkey Football

The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.  While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.  Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line.  When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus."  "Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?"

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Thanksgiving Jokes) , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , Animal Jokes
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Anonymous

Flip Off a Green Bay Packer

Q: How do you flip off a Green Bay Packer fan?
A: Hold four fingers up!

Categories: Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Wisconsin Jokes) , Riddles
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