Word Play Jokes

Drunk Chicken

Q: What do you get from a drunk chicken?
A: Scotch eggs!

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Vikings And Dollar Bills

Q: What's the difference between the Vikings and a dollar bill? 
A You can still get four quarters out of a dollar!

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Sent From Heaven

A woman brought her 4-month-old baby to visit her neighbor. The baby began to fuss soon after they arrived. Roger, the 5-year-old son of the neighbor she visited said, "Where did you get this little baby from?" "He was sent from Heaven," the mother replied. As the infant continued to cry and yell, the little boy said, "I bet I know why he was sent from Heaven. God wanted it quiet up there!"

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