Word Play Jokes

In The Beginning...

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the psychiatrist began his therapy session. "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning." "Of course," replied the patient... "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."

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Green and Laughs

Q: What's green and laughs at you while riding away?
A: A Leprechaun on a race horse!

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What Vampires Play Poker For

Q: What do vampires play poker for?
A: High stakes!

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