Word Play Jokes

A Blind Dinosaur

Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: A Thoughtusawus.

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Submitted BY: tsfairley

Spooky

My dead friend is a successful author.
He's a ghostwriter.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Gay Whale

Q: In a pod of whales, how can you tell which one is gay?
A: He's the one that tips the boat and sucks up the "seamen!"

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