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Elephants
Q: What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
A: An elephant with diarrhea.
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Lots of room!
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Eye Pain
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee!
Doc: Have you ever tried it by taking the spoon out first?
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Scared To Death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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