Word Play Jokes

What Is The Difference

An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she had perfected the basics, the old pro asked the beginner if she had any questions. "Well yeah. I was wondering how long dicks should be sucked." "The same as the short ones, honey."

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Doctor's Practice

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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Penny Jumped

Q: Why did the penny jump off the building and the dime didn't?
A: Because it had more cents!

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