Word Play Jokes

Slow Down

Q: Why does it take women so long get dressed?

A: Because they have to slow down for the curves!

Anonymous

Lost Rabbit

There is a rabbit hopping around my street looking lost, confused and neglected.
Anyone know how to deal with stray hares?

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Born Blonde

Brunette: I was born by C-section.

Blonde: I was born by the vagina section.

Anonymous
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