Word Play Jokes

Hot Peter

Q: What do you use to fry a peter?
A: Peter Pan.

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Today's Special

A hardware store has a sign that reads: "Today's special." (Then, below it, in pencil): "So's tomorrow."

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Short Word Play

The shortest word play joke ever... Dwarf shortage.

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