Word Play Jokes

One...Two...

Q: How do you start an insect race?
A: One, two, flea - go!

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Slow Down

Q: Why does it take women so long get dressed?

A: Because they have to slow down for the curves!

Anonymous

Lost Rabbit

There is a rabbit hopping around my street looking lost, confused and neglected.
Anyone know how to deal with stray hares?

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