Word Play Jokes

Legolas Horse

Q: What Does Legolas feed his horse?
A: Elf-elf-a

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Switzerland Perks

Q: What are some of the perks of living in Switzerland?
A: Well, the flag's a big plus.

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Little Prick

I was pruning roses when I hurt myself. I called my doctor for advice, but they called me a pervert and hung up on me as soon as I told them I had a prick in my hand.

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