Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Ketchup

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Ketchup
Ketchup who?
Catch up with me and I'll tell you!

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Toys 'R' Us

Q: What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?
A: We B Toyz N' Shit

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Misunderstood

My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for my birthday.
I don't think they understood when I said "I wanna watch."

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