Word Play Jokes

Mexican Christmas

Q: Why do Mexicans make tamales on Christmas?
A: So they will have something to unwrap.

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Knock Knock - Remember

Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?" 
Bill: "Yes"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?" 
Bill  "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bill: "Yes"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bill: "Yeah"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"

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Shy Light

Q: What did one traffic light say to the other?
A: Don't look at me while I'm changing!

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