School Bus

Q: What do you call a bunch of black people inside a school bus?
A: A rotten banana!

Chicken Day

Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
A: Fry-day!

Five Minutes To Midnight

A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there. So he walks up to the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book. The cop asks the boy how old he is and what he's doing. The boy answers, "I'm reading a book and I'm 20." Then the cop asks what the girl's doing and how old she is. The boy replies, "She's knitting and she'll be 18 in about five minutes."