Word Play Jokes

Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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Fair Punishment

Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, cause I didn't do my homework!

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Knock Knock - Hatch

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Cover your mouth when you sneeze!

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