Word Play Jokes

Keep Eating

Mommy mommy I hate daddy's guts.
Shut up kid and keep eating.

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Michael Jackson And Caviar

Q: What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?
A: They both come on little white crackers.

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Knock Knock - Cargo

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go Beep Beep!

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