Word Play Jokes

Olympians

Q: Why couldn't the Athlete listen to her music?
A: Because she broke her RECORD!

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Submitted BY: Lizzy Love

Is Sex A Crime

Q: Did you know Sex is a crime?
A: Its a misdemeanor - The more I miss de meaner I get..

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Anonymous

Diabetes Distress

My grandpa lost a foot to diabetes. Now he's 4' 3"

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Written By: KielPhillips
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