Psychic Hotline

If you call one of those psychic hotlines and they don't greet you by your name, you should hang up!

Yo Mama - Hips

Yo mama's hips are so big, people set their drinks on them.

Logical?

In a restroom at IBM's Watson Center, a supervisor had placed a sign directly above the sink. It had a single word on it: "THINK!" The next day, when he went to the restroom, he looked at the sign and right below, immediately above the soap dispenser, someone had carefully lettered another sign which read: "THOAP!"