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      Hostage Situation
During a bank robbery, the thief's mask slipped off. He fixed it and asked a hostage, "Did you see my face?" The hostage had, so the thief killed him. He asked the next hostage, same result. After he asked a third hostage, the guy responded, "No, but my wife did."
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                        Job Security
A lot of people stuck their neck out to make sure my grandad kept his job as executioner during the French Revolution.
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                        Leopard and Cougar
Q: If a leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree, what can a cougar carry?
A: Something half her age to bed.
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