Word Play Jokes

Driver's Ed Sex Ed

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

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Elephant's Sex Organs

Q: Where are an elephant's sex organs?
A: In his feet- if he steps on you you're fucked.

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Cool Drink

Q: What does a rattlesnake put in his lemonade to make it cold?
A: Mice cubes.

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