Word Play Jokes

Turtle Wax

Q: Why is turtle wax so expensive?
A: Because they have such small ears.

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Birds Eye Fish Fingers

Q: What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?
A: Birds thigh fish fingers!

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Bee Back

Q: How did the bee hurt his back?
A: He fell off his honey.

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