Word Play Jokes

Lazy Eye

Q: Want to know why I broke up with my girlfriend who had a lazy eye?
A: Turns out she was seeing someone on the side.

Anonymous

Sissy

A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with Sidney. He called me a sissy." "What did you do?" the mother asked. "I hit him with my purse!"

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Dracula Knock Out

Q: If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
A: Out for the count!

Anonymous
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