Word Play Jokes

Grandma's Birthday

Q: What do you give an 80 year old grandma for her birthday? 
A: Mikey, he'll eat anything!

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Out Of Tune

Q: How can you tell if a bagpipe is out of tune?
A: Someone is blowing into it.

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Mozart

Q: What is Mozart doing right now?
A: Decomposing.

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