Cucumber & Pickle

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, "I got it bad man, every time I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar." The cucumber said to the pickle, "Well every time I get big, fat and juicy I get chopped up and out over salad." The penis walks by and overhears them and says, "I got it worse than you both. When I get big, fat and juicy I get put in a dark, smelly room and they make me do push-ups till I throw up."

Mexican BBQs

Q: Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?
A: The beans would keep slipping through the grill.

Air Bags

Q: What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
A: Dual air bags!