Word Play Jokes

Short but Clever

A very small female janitor (4'10", 90 pounds) worked at an amusement park and was asked to go out and sweep up the trash. As she was getting ready to start sweeping, her supervisor noticed her putting rocks in her pockets. When the supervisor asked her what she was doing, she said, "It's very windy out there and sometimes it blows me over. So, now I weigh me down to sweep."

Anonymous

Craig's List

A homeless Native American with a full bladder needs teepee.

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Best Hearing

Q: What kind of ghost has the best hearing?
A: The eeriest!

Anonymous
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