Fancy Plate

This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says, "I'll just have the eggs benedict." His order comes a while later and it's served on a huge fancy chrome plate. He asks the waiter, "What's with the fancy plate?" The waiter replies, "There's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise!"

Batman Says to Robin

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
A: Get in the Batmobile Robin!

David Beckham V Model Airplane

Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!