An Antique

An antique is something your grandmother bought, your mother threw out, and you are now buying it back.
 

Old Bankers

Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

Chicken Visits Library

Chicken walks into the library. The Chicken goes "BbbbbOook!" and the librarian nods at a fellow bystander and goes, "This chicken is serious about reading." The second time the chicken comes through the library, the librarian gets curious as to what the chicken is reading. The chicken walks out of the library, being followed by the librarian, the chicken walks into the swamp and shows the book to a frog. The frog then goes, "Readit".