Word Play Jokes

Witchy Iceberg

Q: What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg?
A: A cold spell!

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Leopard and Cougar

Q: If a leopard can carry something twice its weight into a tree, what can a cougar carry?
A: Something half her age to bed.

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Baby Elephant

Q: What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?
A: Out of the way!

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