Word Play Jokes

Hungry Bird

Q: Why did the sparrow go to the library?
A: It was looking for bookworms!

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Croak

Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog!
Doc: So what's wrong with that?
Patient: I think I'm going to croak!

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Kindergartner

Q: Who is 5 years old and grows crops?
A: A kinderGARDENER

Written By: RussellHorning
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