Word Play Jokes

Men And Lava Lamps

Q: How are men like lava lamps?
A: They're fun to look at, but not that bright.

Anonymous

Shih-Tzu Poodle

Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle?
A: A Shih-Tzpoo

Anonymous

Dirty Little Nuns

Two nuns are at a traffic light, when a man starts to squeegee their windshield.
"Go away!" says one of the nuns. "We haven't got any money!" The man continues to wash their windows.
"Show him your cross," says the other nun.
"Okay. Fuck off!"

Anonymous
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