Word Play Jokes

Lonely Trader

I was feeling really lonely recently, so I bought some shares...
It's nice to have a bit of company.

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Sheep get Shorn

Q: Where do sheep get shorn?
A: At the baa baas!

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Thank Ewe

Q: Why was the lamb told off for being rude?
A: He would not say 'thank ewe' to his mum!

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