Dallas Cowboy Jokes

Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
 
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?
A: The police.
 
Q: Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: It is a parole violation for him to associate with known felons.

Ohio Crazy Law

• It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
• Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes. 
• It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
• Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
• It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
• The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
• No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
• Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
• Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
• In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
• It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
• Bay Village It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
• Bexley Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
• Clinton County Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
• Cleveland It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
• Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
• Columbus It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
• Fairview Park It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbor.
• Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission.
• Ironton Cross-dressing is against the law.
• Lima Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
• Lowell It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.
• Marion You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
• North Canton It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
• McDonald Your goose may not paraded down Main Street.
• Oxford It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
• Paulding A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
• Toledo Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
• Strongsville Catch 22 is banned.
• Youngstown Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
• You may not run out of gas.

Marriage Trip

Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno.