Ohio Crazy Law

• It is illegal to mistreat anything of great importance.
• Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes. 
• It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
• Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.
• It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
• The Ohio driver's education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
• No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
• Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
• Breast feeding is not allowed in public.
• In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $25.00.
• It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
• Bay Village It is illegal to walk a cow down Lake Road.
• Bexley Ordinance number 223, of 09/09/19 prohibits the installation and usage of slot machines in outhouses.
• Clinton County Any person who leans against a public building will be subject to fines.
• Cleveland It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
• Women are forbidden from wearing patent leather shoes, lest men see reflections of their underwear.
• Columbus It is illegal for stores to sell corn flakes on Sunday.
• Fairview Park It's against the law to honk your horn "excessively". A grandmother was fined for honking her horn twice at her neighbor.
• Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission.
• Ironton Cross-dressing is against the law.
• Lima Any map that does not have Lima clearly stated on the map cannot be sold.
• Lowell It is unlawful to run a horse over five miles per hour.
• Marion You cannot eat a doughnut and walk backwards on a city street.
• North Canton It is against the law to roller skate without notifying the police.
• McDonald Your goose may not paraded down Main Street.
• Oxford It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.
• Paulding A policeman may bite a dog to quiet him.
• Toledo Throwing a snake at anyone is illegal.
• Strongsville Catch 22 is banned.
• Youngstown Riding on the roof of a taxi cab is not allowed.
• You may not run out of gas.

Marriage Trip

Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno.

Drivers Identity by Location

How to identify where a driver is from...
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on accelerator: California *with gun in lap: L.A.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy
One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window: Texas (city, male)
One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas (country male)
One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Texas (female)
Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or another's car: Colorado
One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting a car with Texas plate
Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia male.
Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice car and who is now wearing a barrel: Las Vegas
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida "seasoned citizen" driver, also known as "no-see-um" .... also seen a lot in Parksville!!!