Real Chemistry Names

REAL CHEMISTRY NAMES OF REAL PEOPLE:
Gold J. of North Carolina
Silver J. of North Carolina
Argon C. of Guam
Florine J. of Tennessee
Clorine J. of Maryland
Benzena J. of South Carolina
Ethyl J. of Ohio
Ether J. of Tennessee
Methyl S. of Maine
Methane M. of Alabama

North Carolina Crazy Law

All couples staying overnight in a hotel must have a room with double beds that are at least two feet apart.
Making love in the space between the beds is strictly forbidden.
If a man and a woman who aren't married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married. 
It's against the law to sing off key.
Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
A marriage can be declared void if either of the two persons is physically impotent.
Barber - Fights between cats and dogs are prohibited.
Chapel Hill - It is a misdemeanor to urinate or defecate publicly.
Charlotte - Women must have their bodies covered by at least 16 yards of cloth at all times.
Elon College - There is to be no rollerblading during daylight hours, on the roads, or on the bricks. All the sidewalks at this college are made of brick. (Repealed in 1998)
Forest City - You must stop and call City Hall before entering town in an automobile. This is so the townspeople will have time to go out and hold their horses until you get through town.
Greensboro - Restaurants "with on sidewalk dining" must post their menu so that it is clearly readable from the sidewalk, but is not readable from the street.
Hornytown - Massage parlors have been banned.
Kill Devil Hills - You may not ride a bicycle without having both your hands on the handle bars.
Rocky Mount - It is required that you must pay a property tax on your dog.
Southern Shores - It is against the law to rollerblade on a state highway.

Alaskan Women to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Alaskan women does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "Hey Bob, this is Carol ... I think I have a lightbulb out over here."