U.S. State Jokes

Florida or the Sun

So I asked a blonde, "Which is closer, Florida or the Sun?" She said, "The Sun, because I can look up and see it.

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Seattle and Cher

Q: What do Seattle and Cher have in common?
A: Neither of them are fucking Sonny.

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Alaskan Eyes

Q: Why can't you see an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island?
A: They all turn out to be an optical Aleutian.

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