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Georgia Jokes - Best & Funny Georgia Jokes - Jokerz

U.S. State Jokes - Georgia Jokes

Fake News

When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter saw the incident, congratulated the man and told him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal." The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon. "Well, then," the reporter said, "the headline will probably say, "Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog." "Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut." "In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read, "Yankee Kills Family Pet."

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Georgia Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Connecticut Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Journalist Jokes)
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Anonymous

One Up

Golden State Warriors "No one can choke harder than we did."
Atlanta Falcons "Hold my beer."

Categories: Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , Sports Jokes (Basketball Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Massachusetts Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Georgia Jokes)
Anonymous

I Love You in 9 Languages

HOW TO SAY "I LOVE YOU" IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:
English - I Love you
Spanish - Te Amo
French - Je T'aime
German - Ich Liebe Dich
Japanese - Ai Shite Imasu
Italian - Ti Amo
Chinese - Wo Ai Ni
Swedish - Jag Alskar
Alabama, Arkansas, North Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Texas, Mississippi, North Carolina and Kentucky - Nice Tits

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (American Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (German Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Asian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Italian Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (French Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Georgia Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Mississippi Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (North Carolina Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Kentucky Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Tennessee Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Arkansas Jokes)
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