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Tyson's Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:
- Got a little carried away after seeing "Face/Off".
- Really wanted to win first prize on "America's Funniest Home Videos".
- Like this doesn't happen every year in the Masters.
- Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, it's hilarious!
- Has to do this kind of thing to compensate for the fact that he talks like Melanie Griffith.
- I guess you've never heard of a little thing called "strategy".
- Ears are tasty.
- It was self-defense -- he wouldn't stop punching me!
- "Disqualified" sounds better than "got his ass kicked all over the ring".
- He ran out of gum.
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10 Signs You Might Not Get a Christmas Bonus
10. Co-workers refer to you as "the ghost of unemployment future."
9. The last time you saw your boss was when he testified against you at the embezzlement trial.
8. On your door, you find a lovely wreath of pink slips.
7. What you call "my new office," everybody else calls "the supply closet."
6. Boss's Christmas card says, "Don't let the door hit you on the way out."
5. You keep getting memos reminding you that employees are required to wear pants.
4. When your boss came over for Thanksgiving, he was crushed under an avalanche of stolen office supplies.
3. Whenever you ask for a raise, a guy shows up at your house and breaks your jaw.
2. In your most recent performance evaluation, the word "terrible" appeared 78 times.
1. You're the starting quarterback for the New York Jets
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Top 10 Fly Down Alerts
1. "The cucumber has left the salad."
2. "Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out."
3. "Your soldier ain't so unknown now."
4. "Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells."
5. "Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!"
6. "Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod."
7. "You've got your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary."
8. "You've got a security breach at Los Pantaloons."
9. "I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?"
10. "Men are From Mars, women can see Your Penis."
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