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U.S. State Jokes - Texas Jokes
Russian, Mexican, Texan
A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."
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Anonymous
Dallas Safe Zone
Q: Where are Dallas residents staying to avoid Ebola?
A: Cowboy Stadium. They can't catch anything there.
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Anonymous
Texas Alligator
Q: Why didn't the alligator eat the Texan after killing him?
A: Cause he found out he was full of Bullshit.
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