U.S. State Jokes - Texas Jokes

Murphy Won the Irish Sweepstakes

Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America. He went on a bus tour and traveled for hours and hours through desert country and oil fields. Murphy said, "Where are we now?" The guide said, "We're in the great state of Texas." "It's a big place," said Murphy. The guide said, "It's so big, that your County Kerry would fit into the smallest corner of it." And Murphy said, "Yes, and wouldn't it do wonders for it!"

Categories: Travel Jokes (Bus Ride Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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Russian, Mexican, Texan

A Russian, a Mexican, and a Texan are hanging out in a bar. The Russian tosses up a whiskey bottle and says, "We have a lot of these back home." The Texan tosses up the Mexican and says, "We have a lot of these back home."

Categories: Bar Jokes , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Mexican Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes
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Aggie and Longhorn Ranching

An Aggie and a Longhorn had just bought a ranch together, so they were driving the fence line to check everything out when they came upon a goat with his head stuck in a fence. So the Longhorn gets out of the truck, looks around, and then starts screwing the goat. He gets finished, takes a step back, ands asks the Aggie, "Hey, you want a piece of this?" The Aggie says, "Yeah, but do I have to stick my head in the fence?"

Categories: School Jokes (College Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes)
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