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Centipede Football
Q: Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?
A: He took too long to put his shoes on!
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Goalkeeper's Favorite Snack
Q: What is a goal keepers favorite snack?
A: Beans on post!
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Three Attackers
Can I bring a third attacker along? Goooaaalll!
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