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Football Pitch

Q: What part of a football pitch smells nicest?
A: The "scenter" spot!

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Soccer Booty Call

All you need to know is that I last for at least 90 minutes. Goooaaalll!

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Manchester United Fans

Q: How many Manchester United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change the light bulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him up.

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