Kidnappers Caught Him

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
January 12, 1993 - San Francisco  police arrested Russell C. Sultan in July and charged him with attempting to extort $23,000 from his mother and girlfriend by claiming to have been kidnapped for ransom. After tracing telephone calls, police, guns drawn, burst into a motel room to find Sultan casually eating fried chicken and watching a 49ers football game. Sultan said the kidnappers had merely left him alone for a while, and exclaimed to the officers, "What took you so long?"

IQ & Football

Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Four guys watching a football game.

Top NFL Referee Complaints

Top NFL Complaints

• After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.
• Calling "heads or tails" but never getting any... "head" or "tail."
• Players get "the wave"... refs get "the finger."
• Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan.
• With Reggie White retired, the penalty for "Illegal use of a racial slur" is meaningless.
• Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to frickin' CLEVELAND! 
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