IQ & Football

Q: What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?
A: Four guys watching a football game.

Top NFL Referee Complaints

Top NFL Complaints

• After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.
• Calling "heads or tails" but never getting any... "head" or "tail."
• Players get "the wave"... refs get "the finger."
• Anyone who makes a call against the Detroit Lions risks pissing off their last remaining fan.
• With Reggie White retired, the penalty for "Illegal use of a racial slur" is meaningless.
• Just when we thought it was safe to be an NFL Ref, we have to go back to frickin' CLEVELAND! 
• Thanks to instant replay, picking nose during a game is twice as risky.
• Everyone else gets to wear their Autumn colors, but for me it's black and white week after week after week!
• Don King only bribes boxing judges.
• Official rule books not made in Braille.
• I'm the one that everybody wants to kill, so where's MY helmet and pads?! 

Brady Loss

Q: What did Tom Brady say when he lost the Superbowl?
A: Man, that Ertz...