Budget Quarterback

Q: Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?
A: Because he was trying to make ends meet.

Rams and Patriots Fans

POST GAME DISCUSSION
Two Rams fans were standing at a bar. The one fan said to the other, "You know, the Patriots might have won the Super Bowl, but their fans are such a**holes!" A man walked up to them and with a mad look on his face said, "I find that statement offensive!" One of the Rams fans replied, "Oh, you must be a Patriots fan." "No," the man said, "I'm an a**hole!"

Clock, Jock and a Crock

Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.
A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and the candidates' campaign promises.