Football Dirty Talk

• The hole closed on him before he could penetrate it.
• He's off to the sidelines for a quick blow.
• It's a game of inches.
• That hole was so big, you could drive a truck through it.
• When you get down in this area, you just gotta start pounding.
• He's gonna feel that one tomorrow.
• He found his tight end.
• He had to stretch to get it in.
• He gets penetration in the backfield.
• He could go all the way.
• He gets it off just in time.
• He goes deep.
• He found a hole and slid through.
• He pounds it in.
• He's got great hands.

Patriots Robert Kraft

Q: What's the big deal about Robert Kraft and the Day Spa?
A: Don't people know by know that all Patriot activities finish with a happy ending?

Budget Quarterback

Q: Why did the poor quarterback have his receivers cross at midfield?
A: Because he was trying to make ends meet.