Golf Improvements

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex

1. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS
2. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD
3. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE
4. IT LASTS A FULL HOUR
5. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS
6. YOUR PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE
7. A 2 ON 1 OR 3 ON 1 IS NOT UNCOMMON
8. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY
9. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK
10. PERIODS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES

Nice Game?

Golfer: "Well caddy, do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, sir! But personally I prefer golf."